In case you're not keeping track, it is now (now!) past Miss Shirley's due date. In 7.5 hours, she's scheduled for an induction. Since this baby is approximately the size of Rhode Island, it could take a while, but by this time tomorrow, we should have a whole new human being walking - no, wait, crawling - no, wait, lying around - the earth with us.
I'm not sure what to call the baby. Little Miss is already taken, so.... Baby Miss? Orlando? (That's an initials-based joke. Might be a little complicated, though, not to mention this unfortunate resonance.) Baby O? Piglet? (Name joke.)
Well, whatever I call her, I bet she's going to be pretty darn cool. Welcome to the world, Piglet!
Piglet. Heh. Ok, ok, Miss S gets veto power, but...any suggestions?