I have to send Calvin Trillin an e-mail, and oh! the self-consciousness! The pressure to be clever! I can't take it! Aaaauuuughhhhh!!!!!!!!
UPDATE, 11:23 p.m.: I can't tell you how much it annoys me that this post refuses to display in the right font. I've tried to fix it about ten times. Gah! Stupid Blogger! Note that I can make the fonts change. I just can't make them normal.
UPDATE, 11:38 p.m.: I am embarrassed to admit that it took me until now to have the thought that I should go into the html version and delete the goofy tags. We have normality. I repeat: We have normality. Ten points to the first person who gets that normality reference without a search engine.