hair loss is good

The other night I saw a guy on the metro with hair plugs. I'd never seen them in person before. It was impossible to miss the perfectly-lined-up rows of hair, like a pine tree plantation. And it was totally icky. Guys, just go bald gracefully. Please. Strangers on public transportation thank you.

hairdo

This year's Christmas show is Elizabethan, and the hair is completely nuts. I've been trying to figure out how to fix my hair in the fanciest way, but I don't know if this is going to happen. Witness the attempt I made this morning:

I practice right before I take my shower, because it involves massive quantities of hairspray. I believe I bought the first hairspray of my life last week. Hairspray is weird.