hairdo

This year's Christmas show is Elizabethan, and the hair is completely nuts. I've been trying to figure out how to fix my hair in the fanciest way, but I don't know if this is going to happen. Witness the attempt I made this morning:

I practice right before I take my shower, because it involves massive quantities of hairspray. I believe I bought the first hairspray of my life last week. Hairspray is weird.