most awesome conversation in recent memory

Tonight I sang at the zoo and after our first set, one of the other performers was chatting with a zoo police officer. Law enforcement is interesting, so I wandered over to eavesdrop. He told us many things, including the fact that they send him to a range to practice with an elephant gun every now and then. 'Cause you can't stop an elephant with a handgun. (In case you were thinking of trying.) He also told us where to aim if you are attempting to bring down an elephant. Between the eyes will work, but you don't really want to be in that position, because that would mean an angry elephant is coming toward you. It was pretty fascinating. (Also, the guy loved our show.)