Monday, September 01, 2008
bloom of youth
The cashiers at the grocery store by Miss Shirley's house never card me when I buy wine. I'm insulted. It's right there on my last receipt - "Customer ID Verified - Visual Approval." I assume that means "looks old." (Even if it means the dude lied about checking my ID - that still means "looks old.")
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Maybe he has some of those Terminator eyeballs. They knew John Conner's age, so I bet they know yours too.
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