Monday, September 01, 2008

bloom of youth

The cashiers at the grocery store by Miss Shirley's house never card me when I buy wine. I'm insulted. It's right there on my last receipt - "Customer ID Verified - Visual Approval." I assume that means "looks old." (Even if it means the dude lied about checking my ID - that still means "looks old.")

1 comment:

J.Bro said...

Maybe he has some of those Terminator eyeballs. They knew John Conner's age, so I bet they know yours too.