I just got home from a highly crankifying day at work, and I thought, oh good, I can watch Jeopardy. Jeopardy will make me happy. And 30 seconds into the intro - it's the college tournament - they break in with an ABC News Election Update in which Charlie Gibson tells me that he is confident in making the prediction that Hillary will win the primary in West Virginia, where the polls just closed. Seriously? This was worth breaking into programming for? *I* could have confidently made that prediction. A *monkey* could have confidently made that prediction.
Here's something else a monkey can do. (See also the Date Lab editors' chat.)