1. It is a beautiful day. Seventy-five degrees and sunny. Is this it? Has global warming now ensured that spring will come in the second week of March?
2. Why is my hair so curly? It's been like this for a while now, but I feel like I used to have straight hair. Or wavy, at the most. This morning my mom asked if my hair does that naturally. My mom! I mean, she should know what my hair is like, right? (You'd think she would also know that I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to make my hair do this.)