I point you to this article, which is mildly amusing because it's about a guy who claims adding Viagra to the water perks up his Christmas tree (Racine? medical/botanical basis?). But this is the best part - a quote from his wife: "I’d had enough. I told Ray we should get a fake tree instead. But Ray wasn’t keen. He skulked off to the pub to meet his mate for a moan...."
I love that somewhere in the world is an actual human who talks like that. Meets his mate for a moan. Ha.