Barkley: Is that a new bag?
Barkley [surprised]: It's stylish!
Me: I got new shoes, too!
Barkley: I know, I noticed them this morning! You've changed, Towwas.
Me: Yeah, you were gone a long time.
Barkley: You didn't get a boyfriend, too, did you? 'Cause then I might have to break up with you.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
A conversation with work friend Barkley on her first day back from vacation: