So, like I said, my dinosaur story came out last week. I've gotten some good feedback. Ok, so it's mostly been from people I pay to be nice to me (Miss S, my mom) but I'll take it. If you have not yet found yourself a copy of [the publication in question], or have not been able to use your psychic powers to learn the identity of [the publication in question], you can find the story by googling [my name] dinosaurs. You don't even need my last name. It's like magic.
I finally got up the nerve to read it myself today during lunch, and it's not so bad. I learned some interesting things. You might think I would already know everything in it, but you would be wrong. The factchecker can make changes that I never know about. For example: Apparently, Tyrannosaurus rex lived in forests. Who knew?